David Archuleta
Another Day in Paradise
Say this for cutie pie David: he knows who he is and how he can win AI—by making Paula Abdul cry every week. He rolls out a grand piano, delivers a Phil Collins ballad steeped in high fructose corn syrup, and caps it off by telling us that he sang the song *to make us aware of the plight of the homeless around the world.* Vote against him if you dare, you heartless bastard!